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Original stories from the randy boys of RUDE appear frequently in our blog.



IN THE WORDS OF OUR GLORIOUS EDITOR BACK IN 1999, THE SAME WILL APPLY:


"What you don't read, you have... just plain missed!"
Quote from Bret, in the summer issue of RUDE, 1999



from the RUDE blog editor, [horny] Bret. More cum rag stories. rude editor


This new version, allows for interactive stories and fantasy. This new version allows new message boards and special galleries.

Those wishing to be part of the INSIDE or "in the CLUB" MUST leave a fantasy in the message box below. Members of WBN, need not go there.

I will continue to update this blog with more information about the new version as the interface is developed.

To our new and old visitors:
It is all queer. Quite Fag. With dicks. Hot gay ball busting stories in my Blog. I am going run sperm in my gay stories that I recieved in the RUDE radical blog and the CLUB galleries.

Now, more... about the RUDE radical blog:
To follow is some damn good shit, the best quotes from some other balls and sperm blogs I read...

I AM YELLING CUZ YOU NEED TO KNOW. I don't show photos in my blog to anyone who is not in MY CLUB. THE RUDE CLUB. So sign up and get in on the free, goodies.

The stories in the blog are not all my opinion. Other men have written, who I keep anonymous. ( No one needs to know, if you share stuff WITH ME, what rocks you in particular. )

In some cases, WHAT I HAVE OUTLINED BELOW, I either laughed, yelled, found the phraseology gut funny or I thought it might give some folks a hardon... So I published it.

Beyond that... "you read at your own risk."


So, Happy RUDE gay or fag blog reading.

Bret
editor of the RUDE radical blog
Top Dog of the RUDE club.



feedback on our ongoing RUDE Radical blog (this page) from HUNTER

" Rant 'bout the showers and eyes on your arse seriously cracked me up man! Thanks for that, I needed that laugh today! I feel the same in the locker room, though I'm into blokes. If all were sexy men like you though [that you in the photo?] would be no bother mate. Like the way I can see the head of your cock in that pic. HOT! Ok, well, I may email again soon. Cool site. Am intrigued about the barn but I got a good imagination, just wanted to tell yer you're hot mate. I'm 31 year old gagging for some action this week but I'm stuck in the country and my f***-buddy soulmate is in the city. Yeeaarggh...no "barn" in this country town here mate, only cow shite and hay. I tink I just need a good arse pounding to chill me out. "
Hunter.

from Bret ( the horny editor )

Mr Hunter

Thank you very much !

feedback on our ongoing RUDE Radical blog (this page) from Banania

" This, gentlemen is the first time I've actually spent time reading a blog. Usally I get bored and go away, but this is quite good. I especially enjoyed the piece on locker room etiquite (sp) such as it is because it's so true; about 98% of the so called straight men I've showered with check me out, and of course being a certified, bonofied homosexual I check out their stuff too. Sadly, for some men I am a disapointment when I'm naked; I'm 6'3" black and I have an average sized dick, white boyz want to see that uber black snake, they want to marvel at this incredible bulk of black meat and it just aint there! Anyway, enough, I'll see youz guyz later. Ciao "

from Bret ( the horny editor )
Hey ! You encourage me. I got a "quite good rating" which has inspired me to bring more stuff to the blog. I will have more coming soon, and I am just not saying that.



The content below is not all my sayings.
Other monkeys wrote some of what will follow..

I don't know about where you live, but here in SoCal, people drive strangely. By that, I mean they will drive at a regular speed, until you try to pass them, at which time they'll speed up. You can watch the speedometer climb: 45, 55, 65. Soon as you take your foot off the gas and let them keep the lead, they will slow back down: 65, 55, 45.

I've been studying this phenomena for many years. I even applied for a government grant to document it (but they told me to get lost and stick to my web site). Anyway, after many years of exhaustive research, I have discovered what I believe to be the cause of this bizarre driving behavior. I call it: THE SPERM EFFECT.

You see, we all began as little sperms. Now I know some girls refuse to admit they were ever a sperm. But it's true. Ask your sex education teacher. And, when you were a sperm, the only thing you cared about was being in the lead position. Because the sperm who came in second place got no prize. No cigar for that boy. All of us were *first* to mommy's egg. If we weren't, we wouldn't be here right now.

So, my theory (the sperm effect, patent pending) states that, on some deep, unconscious, primeval level, we all have an unexplainable complulsion to be first in line. And we find it disconcerting whenever another sperm, uh, I mean, car, tries to pass. This explains the behavior of drivers here in Southern California, and maybe where you live too.

The EU achieved this by threatening retaliatory tariffs aimed at likely swing states in the 2004 presidential election. That's a tactic I approve of, and it worked because the damage caused to Bush would have been comparable to the benefit he got from steel tariffs. (Whether he measured damage and benefit in voters or national wellbeing is something else.) Aftenposten suggests that similar tactics would have prevented the Iraq war, but what damage could the EU have done to the US that would have been comparable to the benefit of Iraqi democracy? Nothing, of course, or nothing realistic. So this is just posturing. And the hope that this signals a change of tone in Washington is just desperation. But for a mind trained in anti-American optimism, there's always a bright side to every tragedy.

Nettavisen - also in an editorial (steel tariffs are important!) - goes even further.

The US is happy to use force to get its way. But now the US has been forced into a humiliating retreat by an opponent with balls of steel. [..] [The steel tariffs] could hardly be seen as anything but pure protectionism to aid its own industry. But Bush refused to listen to European protests.

Ordinarily, this is a tactic the US gets a long way with, but not here. Because on Thursday the US had to abandon the entire tariff. [..]

The Europeans lay the US election map before them, and cherrypicked goods from key industries in states where Bush may win or loose the presidential election. It was about textile companies in Carolina, and agricultural products from the Midwest and California.

Faced with such a threat, even George Bush had to bend. In this particular case it obviously helped to have "balls of steel", and it hasn't happened often that the US president has been forced to make such a humiliating U-turn.

And I thought we Europeans were above national chauvinism. The language here - our balls of steel forced our proud enemy into a humiliating retreat - is no less macho than that used by Americans complaining of European sissies. It's inappropriate in both cases, but here it's also pathetic, when you remember what the respective peoples are macho about: Americans about having the most powerful military force in the world, Nettavisen about one successful trade battle. I suppose the macho instinct is always there whether there's basis for it or not, but trade wars are not macho. Expeditions to the Antarctic, mountaneering, wintersports, WW2 sabotage, fine, but not trade.

And then Nettavisen takes a walk into Hypocritistan:

This is good news for Norwegian interests and others who want free, global trade.

Did he mean to write ".. for Norway and interests that want free trade"? Of course it's good for Norway that we've avoided a trade war, and of course it's also good for us who want free trade, but I object to implying a correlation. How can you write about Norway and free trade and not mention that we have among the highest levels of agricultural subsidies in the world? This only shows that the subject here is not free trade. The subject is the humiliation of George W. Bush. It's the same subject as in this other Nettavisen article about a Google bomb where "miserable failure" leads to the White House bio of George W. Bush. I think I like these articles better when they don't pretend to be about politics.


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Re: The Balls On This Guy ... gay by dimmer on Thursday, September 09 @ 12:53AM CDT

If Bush and Cheney haven't changed the government such that our safety stays relatively the same throughout every future administration, then they haven't done their job.

Re: The Balls On This Guy ... by EverLast on Thursday, September 09 @ 04:21AM CDT

Re: The Balls On This Guy... by nbk on Thursday, September 09 @ 02:15PM CDT [user info]

I hate all of these politicians.

Can no one see how stupid and pointless all their crap is?

"The democrats will allow terrorists to attack again!' "Well the republicans are un american!"

Are americans really sitting around thinking "Hmm well they both raise a good argument..."

Its like listening to kids argue and having adults seriously take sides.

"Wll Johhny does have a point about Billy being a poo face..."

"Ye gay or fag or queer radical blog. The Balls On This Guy...

Update: What say, we make this terriably hot site full of terriably hot steamy professional photos and we let those who are really hot, get in on the action? Who defines what is hot? We will know "hot" when we see it and what we see you write in our message board. So get in the action and leave me a fantasy of yours and I will, in turn, keep you in mind for seeing this new hot club web site. I will even email you the new location.
A wyrd to the wise be sufficient. Bret

eVERYTHING GOES AROUND AND AROUND


Like most Ivy League MBA's, GWBush has handled this issue like they handle them in corporate America today.

First, unempower everyone you can...next diffuse responsibility across the largest group possible and finally focus all remaining energy on preserving the sacred state of plausible deniability.

ENTERTAINMENT TRAINS.
just gay fag or queer.


We all know that riding a motorcycle requires some sort of cohenes, or brass balls, no matter where you ride ! Now is your chance to show off your balls......



For the record, it's not the real gay men I have issue with.


To clarify, it's not the gay men in the locker room that act in the particular way I just described. I think gay men are probably the most polite, the most courteous, and far more private in a non-gay exclusive gym than anyone else. When I said 'locker room fags' I meant that in a term of describing men who are typically hetero outside of the locker room but seem to feel the need to show their nuts to everyone else whilst in the confines of the locker room. Some men just seem to feel the need to converse with each other while lounging around naked. I just don't get it. I'm not in the shower to compare myself to anyone else, I'm there to clean the stink off of me. So stop looking at me top to bottom while I scrub my pits and try not to kill you.

InterRuptus.... read and heed.

You are reading my gay radical bLog... If you don't like it... go wander somewhere else. But don't be an ass, and tell me, how, I should do my blog.
Until you subscribe or pay for it... You get what you get.
( And I aint charging for it. )

If you really want to help me, ( yeah, right) submit some hot, wild, words or a good jerk off story in the message group form located at the bottom of this page.
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Bret




Gym locker queers should just suck cock and get over it

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Here's my issue of the moment: Guys in the locker room that prefer to converse naked, shower with other men, try to make eye contact while scrubbing their crotches in the shower, locker room fags. Now most of the men that perform these unacceptable locker room antics probably don't consider themselves to be gay at all. They may even believe they are taking part in the ultimate bonding experience of conversing about other topics while displaying their manhood to other straight men. But all of you men that act all tough and proud of your manhood in hopes any other man will accidentally gawk your direction are all just big fags. You're fucking wrong I tell you. Stop doing that shit, it is so, so unacceptable. Don't look at my package while drying yourself off with a towel, don't try to maintain a conversation while you hand dry your pubes, don't even look my direction while we are in the same locker room. I am there to wash the sweat off my body, dry off, and then get the hell out of there and on with the rest of my life. I'm not there to talk sports or business or politics while we sit around the sauna secretly wishing to suck each other's dicks (if only the gym rules didn't poo poo such behavior! Damn!). So stop trying to make conversation while I lather and rinse as quickly as humanly possible so I don't have to feel your eyes on my ass any longer than necessary.

And the most unacceptable behavior I've seen EVER in a mens locker room: Drying your ass hair with a blow dryer in the middle of the locker room! What the hell is wrong with people??? Even clean ass probably smells a bit like ASS... don't fucking vent it so the rest of us can take part in last nights meal gasses. Just go find a cock to suck on your own time and leave the bull queer behavior out of the locker room!


New world disorder.

Liberian soldiers cross-dress to gain supernatural powers According to the soldiers themselves, cross-dressing is a military mind game, a tactic that instills fear in their rivals. It also makes the soldiers feel more invincible. This belief is founded on a regional superstition which holds that soldiers can "confuse the enemy's bullets" by assuming two identities simultaneously. Though the accoutrements and garb look bizarre to Western eyes, they are, in a sense, variations on the camouflage uniforms and face paint American soldiers use to bolster their sense of invisibility (and, therefore, immunity) during combat. Since flak jackets or infrared goggles aren't available to the destitute Liberian fighters, they opt for evening gowns and frilly blouses.

from the Message Board:
"This is the most realitic gay web site i have ever been in and believe me i have seen quite a few. Tell me more about cock."
[ response from Bret ]
I bet you have been in a few alright.
About cock:
The roosters in the my barn yard are doing just fine.
Always yell when they see me coming with the food bucket.


About the barnyard boys of RUDE

The barnyard boys of RUDE are a group of men who gather in a local barn to phyisically manhandle each other. When they come up for air, often they grab a beer and speak their mind. Sometimes they go to the barn computer, and look at all the photos or movies and then go out and phyisically manhandle each other again.

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